Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed"۱
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button
She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.
She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.
She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.
Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.
Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
"I'm on my way," she said.
She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.
She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TV's, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed."
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)
Send this to five phenomenal women today...they' ll love you for it!
I just did.
THEN, GO TO BED!
سلام
از متن که چیزی نفهمیدم
اما لوگوی جالبی داری نازه
شاد یاشی
بنــــــــــــازم همت والای مــــــــــادر
به قـــــــربان قـــــــد و بالای مـــــادر
تن جـــــان و سر و پایم فــــــدا بـــــاد
بــــــــه راه صبر جـــــــانفرسای مادر
نمی رفتم به خــــواب راحت و خوش
نبــــــود ار نغمه ی لالای مـــــــــادر
ادا نتوان کنـــــم حقش ,اگــــــــــر سر
بریزم همچــــــو زر در پـــــــای مادر
به کودک , بـــــوی مادر مـی دهد جان
نگیرد دایه هـــــرگز, جای مـــــــــادر
همه شب د یده گان من , بــــــود باز
که باشد انـــــدر آن , مـــــاوای مـــادر
لبم را بوسه ها مــــــــــــی زد شبانگاه
لب شیــــرین شکـــــــــر زای مـــــادر
می عشق و وفـــــا, درکــام من ریخت
بـــــود این مستی از صهبای مـــــــادر
مــــــرا با شیره ی جان , پرورش داد
دل پر مهــــــــــــر و پرغــوغای مادر
نخستین حـــــــرف را , او یـاد من داد
منم یک قطر ه از در یای مـــــــــادر
گلـم با آب مهر ش , چـون عجین گشت
بـــــــه سر باشد مرا , سودای مـــــادر
نبی فـــــــــرموده انــــــدر شــــان مادر
کــــــه جنت هست , زیـــــــر پای مادر
A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked her Mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd given her. Without a pause, her Mother replied, "Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons.
اوه اوه اوه کی میره این همه راه رو
اینهمه تعریف مامانتو کردی و غصه شو خوردی
اما اگه بابات بگه بیچاره مادرم خیلی وقته یه سر بهش نزدم مامانت پوست از سر بابات میکنه . تو هم طرف مامانتو میگیری
البته مامی خوبه بشرطی که خارسو (مادر شوهر) نباشه
اینجا چقدر ساکته؟ راستی فلفلی کجاست؟
مامان بزرگم سال پیش فوت شد... همه ی ما دوسش داشتیم...
فرشته من فلفلی رو دیدم...گفت به فرشته بگو خیلی نامرده...میگفت چون می دونی بودنش به بودن تو بستگی داره هی براش ناز میکنی...گناه داره خوب ....بچه مردم
دیگه انتظار نداشتم حتی تو هم طرف فلفلیو بگیری
منم طرف فلفلیم
ببخشید شما؟
فلفلی کیه؟
فلفلی منم! سلام عرض شد!
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